Fresher's week and students

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In a room full of freshers who don't know each other, the first person to speak is surely the biggest twat!

Men are just happier??!!!

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Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a Thorpe Park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station because this one's loos are just too yucky. You don't have to stop
and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress ~£3000. Tux rental ~£50. People
never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over
in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your
underwear is £7.99 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
penknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You
can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to
the men who will enjoy reading it.

Indian sentence of the day

nahi too pareshanni hoo jayee gii

this means this means Otherwise, there will be trouble/problem.